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Aug 15, 2022

The Portable Pizza Pouch Lanyard


So I've known about Pizza Pouches for quite some time now, but a workmate, let's just call him "Riley" didn't.. or rather couldn't, believe such a thing existed. Well here's your proof Riley..




Now if you're like Riley, you may ask "What in the world would you possibly ever need that for?"  Well my friends, there are plenty of situations where you could use this product. Here's a short list..

  • While running a Pizza Marathon (Yes.. these do exist) 
    You basically run a 26.2 mile marathon & eat one slice of pizza every 5 miles. 
  • While running a regular marathon
  • When it's raining
  • When it's snowing
  • During dust storms
  • When you're on the go & need to store your 2nd or 3rd slice
  • During a Pizza Trade show or convention
  • When swimming
  • When it's cold out
During sporting events, Zombie apocalypses, I could go on an on.. but I digress.



Sure, the Pizza Pouch may not be as high tech as this nylon cross-body insulated pizza pouch that Stanley from 'The Office' utilizes, but the Portable Pizza Pouch is still very functional and affordable.  

Pizza Lover
Are you in the market for one?  If nothing else, they make great stocking stuffers or gag gifts whether for pizza lovers or the occasional pizza nibbler. 

You can buy them here at Amazon or anywhere fine pizza transporting products are sold.